Would it come as a massive shock to hear I didn't exactly Major in Classics?
[It's his own attempt to keep things as even as possible, have a little dig at himself for not knowing more of the myths Loki speaks of or the horrors he's endured as the pad of Peter's spandexed thumb strokes lightly across Loki's knuckle--a part that seems at least comparatively less marred by burns.]
And are you kidding? I mean, I'm not convinced it's possible for you to be ugly. Even if you're a little char-grilled. Like, have you ever seen a well-cooked steak? That's probably one of the best-looking things I've ever seen.
[ ... Not helped, Parker. Not. Helping.]
... Not that I'm saying you look like a steak. Not even a well-done steak. You don't look like any steak at all. I'm just-- yeah. I'm going to shut up now, you've endured enough for me without putting up with me.
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[It's his own attempt to keep things as even as possible, have a little dig at himself for not knowing more of the myths Loki speaks of or the horrors he's endured as the pad of Peter's spandexed thumb strokes lightly across Loki's knuckle--a part that seems at least comparatively less marred by burns.]
And are you kidding? I mean, I'm not convinced it's possible for you to be ugly. Even if you're a little char-grilled. Like, have you ever seen a well-cooked steak? That's probably one of the best-looking things I've ever seen.
[ ... Not helped, Parker. Not. Helping.]
... Not that I'm saying you look like a steak. Not even a well-done steak. You don't look like any steak at all. I'm just-- yeah. I'm going to shut up now, you've endured enough for me without putting up with me.