No! I never even met her, in my world! [He did, but he's likely never going to make the connection to that random old woman he snatched off the street.] What - isn't he a famous supervillain? Did he just grab her and carry her off like King Kong?
[THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT HE DID ACTUALLY. UP A SKYSCRAPER AND EVERYTHING. Really, he just doesn't understand a version of this where May could have possibly not recognized a man with robot tentacles.]
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[Sorry, completely distracted by THAT BOMBSHELL!]
No! I never even met her, in my world! [He did, but he's likely never going to make the connection to that random old woman he snatched off the street.] What - isn't he a famous supervillain? Did he just grab her and carry her off like King Kong?
[THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT HE DID ACTUALLY. UP A SKYSCRAPER AND EVERYTHING. Really, he just doesn't understand a version of this where May could have possibly not recognized a man with robot tentacles.]