"Okay, but counterpoint: that sounds amazing? If one of your classmates has a dinosaur, that gives you the opportunity to go 'hey, can I pet your dinosaur real quick'. Literally no downsides."

There are, in fact, several downsides to this, but this isn't the time for taking things seriously, this is Goofing on David Times.

"You ever been to the Savage Land? I fought a robot dinosaur there a couple months ago, they've decked the whole place out as a theme-park-slash-wildlife-reservation!"