[ Tim shakes his head subtly. This is, in fact, a very hard pass. If anything happens, Bart will be sad about the chickens, but he'll survive. Tim may be curious, but his curiosity can be sated from a significant distance.
Ugh, Tim is already feeling guilty about this. Bart's named the chicken. They're his pets. This is exactly why barnyard animals shouldn't be pets. If they get a name, it should be something like "Dinner." This isn't like not trying to save Titus or Krypto. They're chickens, not dogs. It's not worth going into a field with a shrunken kaiju that could grow back and squish Tim before he could even run. ]
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Ugh, Tim is already feeling guilty about this. Bart's named the chicken. They're his pets. This is exactly why barnyard animals shouldn't be pets. If they get a name, it should be something like "Dinner." This isn't like not trying to save Titus or Krypto. They're chickens, not dogs. It's not worth going into a field with a shrunken kaiju that could grow back and squish Tim before he could even run. ]