It's kinda cute that you think I'm gonna do a report.

[What does she look like, a nerd?

She'll do some reading and some asking around and some looking into things on her own, but that doesn't mean turning it into homework.]

And if you've done all the research, why can't you just send me your book report? I promise I'll change some words around so the teachers won't know it's yours.

[Because clearly they'll be graded on this.]