[ Balthier cocks an eyebrow. It wouldn't really surprise him if David were into older men with some authority. Balthier has one of those things. Not that he wants that kind of power imbalance between them in any real way, but he's an actor, and teasing is so easy. ]

I'm certain there are things I can teach you, should you prefer the other role. Or we can be true gentleman and trade back and forth.

[ He laughs at the port comment though. ]

Skies above, I don't even know what to say to that other than, of course that's a standard innuendo. Next you're going to tell me USB is universal sex dialect or something of the sort. Teach away, dashing instructor.