Oh god, high class parties are not my most fun idea, unless it's for a charity or fundraiser. I don't like the little 'you are only valuable for elbow rubbing' mood. It displeases me. I am worth so much more than that.

[David smirks and reaches into the take out bag for the plastic forks.]

I suppose these will have to do. Tah-dah! Plastic. Hane of the world, and also very useful.