[Keep doing this and he'll happily talk about it, probably while chuckling.]

Sounds like a nice fit. If you ever need someone to consult to confirm the art isn't forged, let me know. I can play an art historian well enough, and mostly it's a simple psychometric check.

[Yes, he does owe that doesn't he?]

I'll look into a place that does Turkish style coffee. Really traditional. I think it would please you more.