[ Doreen actually barks out a laugh, for what feels like the first time in years. There's a spectral MJ hanging out on her shoulder now, which is probably a good indication that she's feeling better. ]

Oh my god, it would've been an old-school rotary phone. Those things are like bricks! Hope it didn't take years to put that one back together, no wonder your parents were upset!

[ She isn't being serious, she's teasing! ]