[Kon looks a little pleased at the comparison. Being the photo-negative good twin of an asshole is still a compliment. If Fantastic is everything wrong then Tim is saying Kon's everything right.]

He reminds me of how I was when I was younger, except with, y'know, the moral backbone of an overcooked noodle. Like he never grew out of his shallow fame hound phase and just dug right in there.

Even at my worst, I hated seeing anyone get hurt.