[Because Tim is just waiting for him to, what, actually confirm what he knows? Kon picks the papers back up.]
"The Applicant states that the above is true and accurate to the best of their knowledge" - that'd be that I know all that farming stuff you fished around for answers to - blah blah something something and wow, I gotta say, kinda weird I don't remember signing this but that sure is my signature, huh.
[He flips the page around and wonders if Tim got it digitally or just practiced so well he could mimic it perfectly.]
I don't know why I actually need to say this, but you can't just change someone's citizenship without their knowledge! Why do I need to say this, Tim?! Who does that?!
Am I that bad of a roomie you want to emigrate me to another country? You could've tried passive-aggressive post-its first!
[He knows that's not it, that this is not because he needs to do the dishes more, but the joke is there and he's feeling very sarcastic right now.]
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"The Applicant states that the above is true and accurate to the best of their knowledge" - that'd be that I know all that farming stuff you fished around for answers to - blah blah something something and wow, I gotta say, kinda weird I don't remember signing this but that sure is my signature, huh.
[He flips the page around and wonders if Tim got it digitally or just practiced so well he could mimic it perfectly.]
I don't know why I actually need to say this, but you can't just change someone's citizenship without their knowledge! Why do I need to say this, Tim?! Who does that?!
Am I that bad of a roomie you want to emigrate me to another country? You could've tried passive-aggressive post-its first!
[He knows that's not it, that this is not because he needs to do the dishes more, but the joke is there and he's feeling very sarcastic right now.]