[She gives a sly grin.]

I have a better idea.

[Grabbing a pen and piece of paper, she starts writing on it. "This is a stupid pointless essay. I know you're not even going to read it, just like the last three which were all basically the same. Worst teacher ever. Stop wasting our time." She picks out the thickest red pen, writes a big B at the top and "Good work, keep improving", then crumples up the page and throws it in the fire.]