"Oh, they're really interesting, actually! Eastern Greys are a little more solitary, and American Reds are a little more communal, but can get pretty aggro about territorial disputes, and..." Wait. He didn't know they spoke? Like, at all?! Doreen's eyes widen in surprise. He's a newbie!

"You, um, you must be new at this, huh? Don't worry, it's a little weird at first, but they're cool li'l guys, I promise!"