Accidents do happen. And this really is an accident, not one of those accidentally-on-purpose things.

"Maybe it's some kind of coffee shop conspiracy. 'Meet someone new by spilling your drink on them!'" He rolls his eyes at his own tone, clearly not believing in the conspiracy he'd just voiced. Then again, anything seems possible in this crazy place.

He indicates that the other guy should get in line in front of him. "At least let me buy. No reason for you to pay for two drinks, when mine caused the problem in the first place."