Huh, someone who doesn't know who I am. Wow, that is — you know what? That's refreshing. Seriously. Soon as I fell here, it's been nothing but trying to keep a count on how many people recognize me, and that's before we take into account how many of me there are.

[ Rambling? Spider-Man? Well, of course. He's always had a penchant for incessant chatter in addition to the quips. He'd like to think it's all a part of his charm.

At the moment, it's mostly to try and get his bearings on this situation. He is far too aware of the big snake, and now he's got a kid breaking bones which has him worried. He doesn't want to have to web up a kid. Please. ]

The name's Spider-Man. And since we're doing introductions, you're — uh. Sasuke, right? Hi. [ He lifts a hand. ] Nice to meet you.