"Hallmark holidays are just a scam anyway." Another moneymaker, but hey, someone's making a mint. Good for them. Bucky's not likely to see that kind of money in his lifetime but whatever; at least here no one's tried to kill him yet.

Sadly, he expects that the yet in that sentence won't last.

Still there's coffee, something plain and dark for him because if you can't drink plain black coffee then why bother? Bucky doesn't put up a fight about the payment, just going with the flow; it seems easiest.

"Don't recognize you," he reiterates, "and I'm not sure I recognize that unit either. Are you sure I'm who you think I am?" He's not going to touch on the whole Steve thing because that's complicated and honestly, he's still pissed at the man.