[In the midst of all the chaos, superhero-ing and supervillain-ing, is a young boy casually strolling about as if this is an ordinary day and he wasn't flung through time or whatever. He doesn't look at all bothered, even as others run away from the potential emojification. Instead he has his own phone out and is filming, taking pics, making fancams, etc. If not for his stature and his dress and his only recently having arrived and thus having no built up internet presence, he might appear to be in on all this. Or maybe you still assume he's involved because why else would he be doing this?
And maybe you've also found yourself caught by one of the villains, stuck in a compromising but hilarious position. Don't worry! Even if the broadcasting meta isn't here to capture it, Loki's got you covered. He sticks his phone in your face and gives you a small smile.]
How unfortunate for you that this will go straight to "Trending" and "For You" pages. Or perhaps it'll be covered up by the larger accounts? What do you think? The algorithm is truly a fickle thing. Then again, that may work in my favor as they likely are spamming everywhere and thus actually getting less promotion or boring everyone and causing them to simply scroll past. Could you say something witty to up our chances? Maybe propose an open verse rap battle?
II. power restored - AND THEY WERE ROOMMATES
[Loki actually knows exactly where his room is, and it wasn't double-booked. Presumably the people in charge wanted to spare the accidental awkwardness of rooming with a random child, and yet! Here is a random child in your room! Because said random child decided he wanted to practice teleporting.
He might've gotten there before you, already relaxing on the bed with a soda from the mini-fridge. Which of course, will go on your credit card. He pays your entrance no mind in this case, flipping through channels with a bored expression.
Or you got to your hotel room before he could ransack it, in which case you're greeted with a kid suddenly materializing in the room, surrounded by a green aura. Noticing you're already here, he waves to you.]
I was sent here to check on you. Are you alright? Need any pillow chocolates or the like?
[Certainly not breaking and entering! Does it count as breaking in if there's no physical breaking in?]
III. power restored - lounge
[There's a cute little puppy in the lounge! Yay! This is just like when therapy dogs visit schools, everyone could use some puppy time right about now. Hopefully your definition of puppy time means a tiny Hel-hound ripping through furniture and spitting flames everywhere. Loki is nearby, not actively trying to stop him, but putting in enough effort to make it look like he is.]
Thori, you must realize by now that these cushions are not my enemies. As tacky as their patterns may be.
DEATHRIPPER HUNGERS!
At this point, you're much more of a Pillowripper.
Loki Laufeyson (Kid Loki) | Marvel Comics | OTA
[In the midst of all the chaos, superhero-ing and supervillain-ing, is a young boy casually strolling about as if this is an ordinary day and he wasn't flung through time or whatever. He doesn't look at all bothered, even as others run away from the potential emojification. Instead he has his own phone out and is filming, taking pics, making fancams, etc. If not for his stature and his dress and his only recently having arrived and thus having no built up internet presence, he might appear to be in on all this. Or maybe you still assume he's involved because why else would he be doing this?
And maybe you've also found yourself caught by one of the villains, stuck in a compromising but hilarious position. Don't worry! Even if the broadcasting meta isn't here to capture it, Loki's got you covered. He sticks his phone in your face and gives you a small smile.]
How unfortunate for you that this will go straight to "Trending" and "For You" pages. Or perhaps it'll be covered up by the larger accounts? What do you think? The algorithm is truly a fickle thing. Then again, that may work in my favor as they likely are spamming everywhere and thus actually getting less promotion or boring everyone and causing them to simply scroll past. Could you say something witty to up our chances? Maybe propose an open verse rap battle?
II. power restored - AND THEY WERE ROOMMATES
[Loki actually knows exactly where his room is, and it wasn't double-booked. Presumably the people in charge wanted to spare the accidental awkwardness of rooming with a random child, and yet! Here is a random child in your room! Because said random child decided he wanted to practice teleporting.
He might've gotten there before you, already relaxing on the bed with a soda from the mini-fridge. Which of course, will go on your credit card. He pays your entrance no mind in this case, flipping through channels with a bored expression.
Or you got to your hotel room before he could ransack it, in which case you're greeted with a kid suddenly materializing in the room, surrounded by a green aura. Noticing you're already here, he waves to you.]
I was sent here to check on you. Are you alright? Need any pillow chocolates or the like?
[Certainly not breaking and entering! Does it count as breaking in if there's no physical breaking in?]
III. power restored - lounge
[There's a cute little puppy in the lounge! Yay! This is just like when therapy dogs visit schools, everyone could use some puppy time right about now. Hopefully your definition of puppy time means a tiny Hel-hound ripping through furniture and spitting flames everywhere. Loki is nearby, not actively trying to stop him, but putting in enough effort to make it look like he is.]
Thori, you must realize by now that these cushions are not my enemies. As tacky as their patterns may be.
DEATHRIPPER HUNGERS!
At this point, you're much more of a Pillowripper.