[After starting up his own various social media accounts(under the username REALLOKIOFASGARD, of course), Loki had approached the Vlog Squad and offered to collaborate and increase everyone's viewerships together. And things went okay! Loki was very proud of himself! Obviously this story would end with them all talking it out and no one getting hurt, just finding new ways to maximize engagement levels.
Except as he started gently prodding them, they got angrier at him which meant he also lost his patience and sorta maybe told them all their stuff sucks. And now he was sorta maybe stuck in a loop as they stuck various filters on him, rewinded, fastforwarded, and so on.
"This kid thinks he's better than us, so why don't we show him what it really means to go viral?"
When he's finally given a moment to breathe, a magpie appears beside him and then quickly flies away. Of course, this leads to more teasing about how useless his powers are, why did he think he was even close to their level, etc.
But the magpie flies off and eventually finds its target, landing on the older Loki's shoulder. Help him, it says in a familiar voice. And rather than exploding into blood as is the norm for Loki magpies, it just stays there. Occasionally repeating itself, maybe pecking at him, trying to urge him in the right direction.]
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Except as he started gently prodding them, they got angrier at him which meant he also lost his patience and sorta maybe told them all their stuff sucks. And now he was sorta maybe stuck in a loop as they stuck various filters on him, rewinded, fastforwarded, and so on.
"This kid thinks he's better than us, so why don't we show him what it really means to go viral?"
When he's finally given a moment to breathe, a magpie appears beside him and then quickly flies away. Of course, this leads to more teasing about how useless his powers are, why did he think he was even close to their level, etc.
But the magpie flies off and eventually finds its target, landing on the older Loki's shoulder. Help him, it says in a familiar voice. And rather than exploding into blood as is the norm for Loki magpies, it just stays there. Occasionally repeating itself, maybe pecking at him, trying to urge him in the right direction.]