spider-man's plan is to treat these vlog goons like he'd treat screwball (a similar social media villain-type) back home.

there might be some taunting jabs to get them riled up, and an attempt to web one or more of them up, keep their twiddly social-media fingers from reaching for their devices, and/or webbing their mouths shut (just their mouths, nostrils are totally free for breathing purposes). he'd knock them out if the opportunity presents itself.

in the midst of spider-man trying to use his famililar spider-powers, he'll also probably have a couple of mishaps with his newly given confluence power (essentially phasing/manipulation of his own molecular form), which might be ... inconvenient.

how would all of this go? c':