Definitely tell him sometime, David. And pick him up again. But not right now. Right now you will definitely

Under other circumstances having David in his lap would be extremely distracting. Now he just feels like he’s on the ground dealing with this instead of standing dealing with this. He’s not sure that was an improvement.

He keeps scratching David’s head and sighs. “What are we going to do with you?” Maybe there’s a way to undo the spell. Does he need to…get David a bird?

He does try a quick peck on the lips. Just in case.