i. arrival
[One giant green Hulk can be found beside a crater far larger than most. Oddly enough, no one is running away screaming and there's no widespread property damage other than the impact crater. In fact the closer you approach it becomes clear that the sizeable crowd is taking photos of him... posing?]

That's right, I am pretty awesome.

[He flexes an arm and kisses his bicep.]

Hey you! Want me to lift you up?

[Better make your decision quickly or you'll miss your chance in favour of him picking up a bunch of other people at once.]

ii. vlogger cringe
[Some way away from the Vlog Squad are wrecking havoc is Amadeus watching the events unfold on his phone with the most intense case of second hand embarrassment.]

...Guys like this are giving us a bad reputation.

[There's a burst of sound from his phone before he's turning away and cringing.]

I think we have to kick their butts. Hey, want to join me beating up some idiots?

[He's a scrawny teenager only wearing a pair of shorts, what could he possibly do?]

iii. dining out on someone else's card
[He's not feeling any of these guilds, but he has to admit they're being pretty generous right now. It's far better than all the tactics SHIELD had used and at least they were making it look like free choice was involved here. He'd still have to wait and see if they'd reveal their true colours, but getting the carrot is a nice change of pace.

Speaking of carrots, Amadeus's stomach chooses that moment to growl loudly, reminding him that during his very long day he hasn't had anything to eat.]

I could eat a horse right now. Maybe two.

[And then he's accosting strangers to ask for recommendations on where to eat.]

iv. wildcard
[Hit me up at greenlantern to discuss another option or just go for it!]