It's a good voice. Deep and smooth, the sort of thing for early morning radio DJs or that would sound soothing reading anything, including beekeeping books from the 1800s. David knew, because a friend had asked him to do that once. Hell, a friend had described him as all of that in the past.

"Yeah, that's on a treasure map, not in real life. We're not doing Muppet Treasure Island here."