Now is spider-shower a little more rare than a total solar eclipse or pigs in flight?
[ The cheeky quip loses a couple points in its delivery due to a slightly out-of-breath spandex-clad superhero, now twisting in Iron Man’s arms to have a quick peek at the distance between here and … the ground. And he’s gotta say, he doesn’t like how grim his odds had been prior to this bridal-carry rescue — even if his knight in literal shining armour is a man he still isn’t sure how he feels about. But that’s what happens when you have a lot of history … like, a lot of history … and then years go by and you’re doing your own thing, and the team-ups aren’t frequent because, you know, you decide that maybe it’s better, the less you see of the other Avenger.
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[ The cheeky quip loses a couple points in its delivery due to a slightly out-of-breath spandex-clad superhero, now twisting in Iron Man’s arms to have a quick peek at the distance between here and … the ground. And he’s gotta say, he doesn’t like how grim his odds had been prior to this bridal-carry rescue — even if his knight in literal shining armour is a man he still isn’t sure how he feels about. But that’s what happens when you have a lot of history … like, a lot of history … and then years go by and you’re doing your own thing, and the team-ups aren’t frequent because, you know, you decide that maybe it’s better, the less you see of the other Avenger.
And then … you fall right into his arms.
Because you have the best luck.
Jeez. ]
Guess this makes you my hero, huh?