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Hunter ([personal profile] badbutsadboy) wrote in [community profile] metalogs 2022-12-06 05:59 am (UTC)

Hunter.

[No last name.]

[Hunter looks even more confused.]

Fairies are like this big. [He holds his fingers just a few inches apart.] Small. Small enough people can bake them into -

[Oh he has made multiple mistakes, he now thinks, and he's gonna head that one off at the pass. Besides, there are some people that think fairy pies are inhumane, even if fairies do like to eat people's skin. This is clearly not the same kind of fairy, judging from multiple features.]

[His expression changes and though neither of them would get the reference, he looks a bit like a Muppet making a horrifying realization.]

Ignore that! My mistake! We appear to be from entirely different worlds with a frankly disconcerting number of things that are only vaguely in common.

[His voice gets more and more shrill as he talks, even if he's still keeping it mostly quiet. It's going up in pitch but not volume.]

If you ever see me again we can just pretend we never met because Iiii will absolutely pretend you're just really confused! Especially if you say anything to anyone about anything I just said!

Grimwalker? What's that? I definitely don't know! Humunculus? Never heard of it!

[He walks, moving to leave the hall, but Huvrye's wing is in his way. He points to it, making a little "please move it" gesture with a hand. It is a little bossy and imperious to not even ask politely, but to be fair, he's bossed around adults ever since he became Golden Guard.]

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