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Sleeper ([personal profile] definecat) wrote in [community profile] metalogs 2022-12-14 04:05 am (UTC)

Sleeper [OTA]

I. A pre-Christmas Massacree

Sleeper usually doesn't mind what Eddie comes up with for fun, but the Elf on the Shelf is getting to them. They've already managed to abscond with and dispose of two of the monsters, but apparently that wasn't enough of a hint. So this time they've decided to play the cat card and are purposefully lounging in the pile of savagely sabotaged stuffing, with a printout of this article next to them.

"I put up with a lot in this family, but seriously? I'm done."

II. Deck the Halls (and everything else)

Sleeper enjoys decorating. It's not often you get an excuse to practice wall-crawling and worming through small spaces to make sure the bazillion twinkle lights are being used to maximum effect. So the not-quite-cat is definitely helping make sure nobody needs a ladder for anyting.

Or maybe you've caught them in their more humanoid guise, doing a little heavy lifting. Those wicker deer ain't gonna move themselves. Needless to say, if there's a spot to make a little more festive, they're going to help with that.

III. Family Time?

[Got an idea, need an ooze? Just toss it in here.]

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