[Well, they sort-of are now. At least future-Steph is. She hung out with the team a bit until Tim ghosted her, something Kon's made clear to Tim that he thinks was just totally uncool.]

[He laughs.]

Yeah, they kinda did. Especially on that whole "you should go to school" thing.

When Kal brought me to them the first time and I was like, alright, new digs, I already like his parents because we've met, nice. Then they dropped the "you have to go to normal high school" bomb and I almost flew out of there like my butt was on fire.

I know Gotham's worse because I know things get dangerous there, but still, going to school in rural Kansas is exactly the thrill ride you'd expect it to be.

You know, they didn't even bother getting us new health textbooks when some new limitations on what could be in them dropped? The principal and teachers literally went over them all with black markers and crossed the "objectionable material" out.

It's like studying from a CIA file. 'Pregnancy can be avoided with redacted, redacted, redacted, [he suddenly mimes praying and looks upward with a worshipful expression, and says the word almost like he's singing in a church choir] abstinence, [back to a normal tone] redacted, and also redacted.'