[ Doreen's expression freezes into a rictus grin, and it takes every ounce of her self control to not just jump out the nearest window and run for it. His wife is HERE AND ALIVE, KILL BILL SIRENS ARE AT MAXIMUM VOLUME NOW, POSSIBLY TRANSITIONING INTO 'BATTLE WITHOUT HONOR OR HUMANITY.' She leaps out of Rosie's seat like it's been electrocuted! ]

Hi! Um! S-sorry about this! Nicetomeetyou Ma'am, I'm... [ god, should she use an alias? No, probably not, between the philosophy major and the whole 'whoops mistook you for my professor' thing, she's already juggling several lies, busting out her Sally Awesomelegs alias might be pushing her luck. ] ... I'm Doreen. Don't order anything vegetarian, they apparently don't know what the word means. Are you a professor too?

[ Maybe questioning Rosie will poke some holes in the matrix? Who knows! Everything is bad and they're trapped by societal convention! ]