eatsnutsandkicksbutts: (DOREEN - well this is awkward)
Squirrel Girl Definitely Not Doreen Green Hahahaha ([personal profile] eatsnutsandkicksbutts) wrote in [community profile] metalogs 2023-04-01 04:09 am (UTC)

Oh, no, you should definitely go sooner rather than later. They're, uh... they're shutting the theatre down next week. [ Wait, is there more than one theatre? She's never been to any shows in Central, but the city seems to be subbing in for New York here, so she improvises wildly. ] All of the theatres. There's a... strike? Because of funding! So all the shows are 50% off! This week only, tickets are going super fast.

[ Doreen takes a step back from the table, a nervous edge to her grin. If you don't count the illegal superheroics, this is the most she's lied in like a week, this is like running a marathon! ]

Iiiii should let you two get back to your lunch, huh.

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