I’m here because it’s dangerous.

[ He’s not about to be coddled by someone just because they’re older and taller. Really, he’s debatably more responsible than Loki. ]

I’m not here because I like parkour and fetish gear. How can I help you de-escalate this before it gets irrevocably out of hand? If we haven’t already passed that point - we need to get that fire out before anything with the adjective “priceless” gets toasted.