[That is definitely not where Spidey expected to hear that voice from. He actually turns to stare for a second, eyes wide behind his mask.

God, I clearly need to get out more.]

Y'know, I bet if you dropped the monster part, that might be a slightly easier sell. That said, I for one am very happy to hear that you're on our side. As in, y'know, the side of not hurting people.