[Spidey almost springs into an upright position so he can talk more animatedly, except doing so pulls at every single point of pain in his body and he just ends up shrinking back against the mat with a hissing grimace.

He'll keep talking though.] oof... Yeah, the superhero gig... It needs better ads.

Oh! Or a reality show. But an actually real one. Like- "Tune in next week to see- uh- SilverTongue get stalked on patrol by Mad Max, oooooohh~"