[He makes a little grunt noise in response to the doctor thing, waving a hand dismissively.] Meh. Maybe once I figure out how to deposit myself in the ER as a civilian without... raising a million suspicious questions.

[Which is to say... Maybe he will, maybe he won't. Who knows!]

[Spidey spends that moment of quiet examining all the fresh bandages. This feels good enough to him, if he's honest. How would he even go to the doctor? He doesn't have medical insurance. Does he not need medical insurance? How would he pay for his care? He can't bother someone else with that, that seems unfair!]

Mm. My favorite flowers are tulips. I like chocolate but not chocolate ice cream, unless it's swirled with vanilla. Don't ask why.

[Translation: Yes, go ahead and ask him anything.]