[ If he were actually a supervillain and they had to fight each other, Doreen would be firing off so many damn puns. She would be having an absolute field day, it would be incredible. Since they aren't fighting, and he might be sensitive about the things for all she knows, she'll restrain herself. What a tenta-cruel twist of fate! ]
Maybe you should've committed to the bit and gone for more arms. That way, if anyone tried to make octopus jokes, you could be all "Joke's on you, sucker, this is more anatomically accurate to a squid!"
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[ If he were actually a supervillain and they had to fight each other, Doreen would be firing off so many damn puns. She would be having an absolute field day, it would be incredible. Since they aren't fighting, and he might be sensitive about the things for all she knows, she'll restrain herself. What a tenta-cruel twist of fate! ]
Maybe you should've committed to the bit and gone for more arms. That way, if anyone tried to make octopus jokes, you could be all "Joke's on you, sucker, this is more anatomically accurate to a squid!"