"I'm the reincarnation of old me. And I was born in 2011," he says as if that makes perfect sense. It's very basic god stuff to simultaneously be one year old, twelve years old, and several millennia old. Obviously!

Loki shrugs. "Unfortunately not, though I could lie if you prefer? I arrived in January originally, but there were some time shenanigans and it was suddenly late February. What of you?"