[ Doreen breaks into a huge grin, now that there's a light at the end of the tunnel - or more accurately, a decked-out hotel room with a comfy bed and cable TV. ]

Oh my god, forget showers, I'm going full bubble bath. This gunk is gonna take forever to wash out of my tail, and even longer to dry out afterwards, I'm not leaving that hotel room for like a week. Room service, here we come!

[ And then they went back to the hotel to crash, and probably got a hot dog at some point! ]