Allegations about my caffeine addiction are severely inflated.
[ Says the guy who, when the waitstaff approaches, will immediately order two cups of coffee and expressly say they’re for him, and yes, he wants two mugs to save her the trouble. Also some eggs, please. Thank you so much.
When she’s gone… ]
You should be able to take out the stitches later.
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[ Says the guy who, when the waitstaff approaches, will immediately order two cups of coffee and expressly say they’re for him, and yes, he wants two mugs to save her the trouble. Also some eggs, please. Thank you so much.
When she’s gone… ]
You should be able to take out the stitches later.