"Ah, Dillon, yeah, that scans. I was always a bit more partial to Francine Frey, the costume looks better on her. On Dillon the mask looks stupid."

He has no clue that there's no mask.

"Oh yeah, Spidey gets some of the stupidest names. I mean, it's not Doctor Doom, but it's still bad. And at least Doom has the defense that it's literally his last name."

And wow, man, if that's a sex move, he doesn't need to know the names of other horrible super heroes. They're lucky there isn't a 'sixty-niner' at this point. Right now, though, he needs to focus on the disease.

"I know i'm not your physician, but any chance you're willing to tell me what you have?"