I was a street rat, up until some asshole in a furry suit told me to get in his car and trained me to fight crime.

( it's not untrue, it very much oversimplying it and jason is not going to fix it, because he thinks it's funny as shit telling it like this. maybe not the best intro for a kid but clearly this kid can handle himself and he can handle jason's shitty retellings. it's not the details he's really looking for, jason bets, but it's the bits that most people give a shit about. jason todd was nothing, until he was something, and then-- )

Then I died tragically, got buried, an' came back angry.