Okay, so this guy was trying to make a fake angel, and he summoned a real angel instead. Allegedly.

[Pulling out a book word for that one. He has no idea if this thing is really an "angel" or not, but maybe that isn't the point. It's powerful and functionally immortal, if all of this is true.]

Osiris and Horus? What are... oh! [He smacks his hand into his palm.] I remember! From Lou Jitsu Meets the Mummy Ninjas!

[He seems proud of himself for remembering the names of Egyptian gods from a movie.]