[Why is he so good at dodging, why can't he just stay still!?
Purple lights flood his vision as he looks up into the mallet that's suddenly headed his way. At this point he doesn't have time to make a new portal, and Two doesn't have the instantaneous teleportation that some of the others do.
He's going to wreck our beautiful face!
Shut up shut up shut up-
Two swings his sword up in time for the blade to block the mallet, but he's left holding the flat of the blade with his hand to keep it from coming down on him. It's not a very sustainable position.]
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Purple lights flood his vision as he looks up into the mallet that's suddenly headed his way. At this point he doesn't have time to make a new portal, and Two doesn't have the instantaneous teleportation that some of the others do.
He's going to wreck our beautiful face!
Shut up shut up shut up-
Two swings his sword up in time for the blade to block the mallet, but he's left holding the flat of the blade with his hand to keep it from coming down on him. It's not a very sustainable position.]