And here I thought it was because I've got more dirt than Dick and a sunnier personality than Jay.

[ Not to say that Dick is uninformed, but he just got back from 1985 and he sleeps twice as much as Tim. ]

I've given up comparing myself to Dick. It's not healthy or fair, unless you grew up on sawdust and sequins. And I'd look awful in the uniform by now, I hope. Long wigs itch.