[ Doreen gives him a silent nod, and walks up to the burly dudes with a bright grin. She's going for the de-escalation approach first, and as she steps between them Jason will be able to hear snippets of conversation like "Hey guys, what seems to be the problem?", "I'm sorry to hear that, Darrell!" and "Listen, I'm sure his mother is a very nice woman, but..." before one of the men snaps, and swings a beer bottle at the other's head. It shatters on Doreen's forearm, and within a second she has the guy by the scruff of the neck, and is hauling him towards the exit without much effort. He gets tossed out the door, Fresh Prince style, followed by a shower of business cards advertising anger management therapy, and a few hastily scribbled post-it notes ("Sorry, you can come back tomorrow but you're cut off for tonight! Also, here's the contact info for some lawyers that might be able to help you in small claims court, FYI, don't hit them with beer bottles, not a good look"). ]
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Can we call that guy an uber or something?