[ Rook laughs good-naturedly, thinking it's a joke. Thinking they're both jokes, the lack of a pull-up and the flying but -
No, he thinks he remembers that Wiccan can fly. Magic usually goes hand-in-hand with flight.
(And Wiccan's not laughing, so the pull-up is probably real too.)
Someone please shoot him before he insults the new guy again. (Where is Jason when he needs him?)
It's fine he can salvage this. ]
If you join the Guardian Alliance, we have a gym and there's personal trainers available. I'm supposed to upsell you. Is it working?
[ He can point out that Wiccan could have flown and avoided the scorpion tail strike, but it won't make much of a difference. He's not going to develop faster reflexes from the news, so Rook will remember to grab him if they have to dodge quickly. ]
I woke up buried 3 feet down in the dirt - one of the more terrifying ways to come to - and there were these... voices, at the back of your head? Telling you how nice it was down there in the dirt. Safe. Quiet. Snug. When I dug myself out, I got in a threeway standoff with a potato and a raccoon.
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No, he thinks he remembers that Wiccan can fly. Magic usually goes hand-in-hand with flight.
(And Wiccan's not laughing, so the pull-up is probably real too.)
Someone please shoot him before he insults the new guy again. (Where is Jason when he needs him?)
It's fine he can salvage this. ]
If you join the Guardian Alliance, we have a gym and there's personal trainers available. I'm supposed to upsell you. Is it working?
[ He can point out that Wiccan could have flown and avoided the scorpion tail strike, but it won't make much of a difference. He's not going to develop faster reflexes from the news, so Rook will remember to grab him if they have to dodge quickly. ]
I woke up buried 3 feet down in the dirt - one of the more terrifying ways to come to - and there were these... voices, at the back of your head? Telling you how nice it was down there in the dirt. Safe. Quiet. Snug. When I dug myself out, I got in a threeway standoff with a potato and a raccoon.