( this is it. this is how he goes. it's not death by mother, getting taken out by any of the other countless villains that may target them. the spider epidemic. or falling from the sky. it's here in rook's arms that the embarrassment'll take him. rook keeps talking and billy had just been almost killed by vines like a nerd despite being able to fly and he doesn't say a word as he gets his legs back under him, grip on rook not loosening yet because - okay, falling to the floor and being left there would be great, but instinctively he does not want to hit the ground hard.
feet hit the ground and billy gets his balance back, moves his hand to rook's shoulder.
looks straight at him when he blurts out, )
I'm gay. Super, super gay. You're not defending genetic diversity, my genetics aren't going anywhere. Trust me. I had a whole plan for adopting with my boyfriend except now I'm pretty sure we've broken up for forever and now I'm going to die alone while my brothers all go off and get married and I'm just living at home with our parents and my two cats that I don't have yet but that's the thing people do when they're single forever, right? They just get a bunch of cats. So I'll get a couple cats and live with my parents until they die and then Tommy will take pity on me and move me in with him and his partner and I'll just watch them be sickeningly cute while I'm forever alone.
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feet hit the ground and billy gets his balance back, moves his hand to rook's shoulder.
looks straight at him when he blurts out, )
I'm gay. Super, super gay. You're not defending genetic diversity, my genetics aren't going anywhere. Trust me. I had a whole plan for adopting with my boyfriend except now I'm pretty sure we've broken up for forever and now I'm going to die alone while my brothers all go off and get married and I'm just living at home with our parents and my two cats that I don't have yet but that's the thing people do when they're single forever, right? They just get a bunch of cats. So I'll get a couple cats and live with my parents until they die and then Tommy will take pity on me and move me in with him and his partner and I'll just watch them be sickeningly cute while I'm forever alone.