Squirrel Girl Definitely Not Doreen Green Hahahaha (![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
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metalogs2022-04-19 11:45 pm
eatsnutsandkicksbutts) wrote in metalogs2022-04-19 11:45 pm
well isn't that a super fantastic sign (open!)
Who: Doreen Green eatsnutsandkicksbutts and you! Plus Otto Octavius and doctopoda, Kid Loki thecoolerloki!
What: catch-all for April!
When: latter half of April
Where: all over the place
Content Warnings: nah, we good!
1) Disney Princessing it Up
[ First things first: if Squirrel Girl's gonna be stuck in this dimension for a while, then she needs to introduce herself to the local squirrel population. Which city's squirrel population? All of them. Every city.
Squirrel Girl can be found in a woodsy area of your local park, sitting cross-legged in the grass, surrounded by a circle of curious wildlife - mostly squirrels, but with the odd curious chipmunk in the mix, too. She's unbuckled her utility belt and is holding it upside-down, as a seemingly endless river of trail mix and roasted nuts pour out one of the pockets. A rapidly-expanding mountain of squirrel snacks is forming in front of her, growing higher and higher with every peanut, cashew, and roasted walnut. ]
Oh my god. Oh my god. OH my GOD...
[ This is a hell of a way to find out about a bonus superpower! ]
2) Fightin' some CRIMES
Hey! Hey! Not cool, guys! I can think of a million better ways to make a friggin' bank withdrawl!
[ It's a bank robbery! Luckily there aren't many customers around, but there's a quartet of would-be armed robbers in here, and none of them look too impressed by Squirrel Girl kicking the door in and giving them a piece of her mind.
Come help out, she could use some backup! ]
3) Rooftop hangouts
[ Sometimes, Everything is Just A Lot. Sometimes, you decide to go out for a coffee run in-costume, and have way too many people openly staring at your tail, asking if it's real, grabbing it to see for themselves, and you just need to get away from everyone for a little while. In this case, by squawking indignantly at some rando about personal space and leaping onto the roof of the nearest building.
Doreen's a few rooftops away, taking a breather with an iced latte and a couple squirrels for company. After a moment, she sits back on her heels and sighs. ]
Frig.
3) Wildcard!
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sonopants or PM me if you'd like to do something! ]
eatsnutsandkicksbutts and you! Plus Otto Octavius and doctopoda, Kid Loki thecoolerloki!What: catch-all for April!
When: latter half of April
Where: all over the place
Content Warnings: nah, we good!
1) Disney Princessing it Up
[ First things first: if Squirrel Girl's gonna be stuck in this dimension for a while, then she needs to introduce herself to the local squirrel population. Which city's squirrel population? All of them. Every city.
Squirrel Girl can be found in a woodsy area of your local park, sitting cross-legged in the grass, surrounded by a circle of curious wildlife - mostly squirrels, but with the odd curious chipmunk in the mix, too. She's unbuckled her utility belt and is holding it upside-down, as a seemingly endless river of trail mix and roasted nuts pour out one of the pockets. A rapidly-expanding mountain of squirrel snacks is forming in front of her, growing higher and higher with every peanut, cashew, and roasted walnut. ]
Oh my god. Oh my god. OH my GOD...
[ This is a hell of a way to find out about a bonus superpower! ]
2) Fightin' some CRIMES
Hey! Hey! Not cool, guys! I can think of a million better ways to make a friggin' bank withdrawl!
[ It's a bank robbery! Luckily there aren't many customers around, but there's a quartet of would-be armed robbers in here, and none of them look too impressed by Squirrel Girl kicking the door in and giving them a piece of her mind.
Come help out, she could use some backup! ]
3) Rooftop hangouts
[ Sometimes, Everything is Just A Lot. Sometimes, you decide to go out for a coffee run in-costume, and have way too many people openly staring at your tail, asking if it's real, grabbing it to see for themselves, and you just need to get away from everyone for a little while. In this case, by squawking indignantly at some rando about personal space and leaping onto the roof of the nearest building.
Doreen's a few rooftops away, taking a breather with an iced latte and a couple squirrels for company. After a moment, she sits back on her heels and sighs. ]
Frig.
3) Wildcard!
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