[Dude, Chicago style pizza is the superior thing and he has started fights over it before.]

Not saying you're a zombie. Too eloquent when compared to any of those I've fought. And they are totally fighting words. Your pizza is flimsy and weak.

[He moves toward the hole, hoping Red will still have his back.]

You can call me Prodigy by the way. Don't ask, I didn't choose it. I'm thinking four and a half feet away is as good a place as any to start digging. How far down were you?