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Balthier ([personal profile] portolan) wrote in [community profile] metalogs2022-05-11 08:56 am

Closed | Tonight We're Gonna Party

Who: Balthier [personal profile] portolan, David [personal profile] helpdesk_hero, Bart [personal profile] kid_flash_found, Otto [personal profile] doctopoda, MCU Peter [personal profile] tinglesense, Strange [personal profile] rehandle, Loki [personal profile] ikols, Billy [personal profile] wordiness, Eddie [personal profile] slidesrightoff, Aleks [personal profile] morozova and any +1s I missed
What: A fancy dinner party at Balthier’s house
When: May 14
Where: Balthier’s House
Entry
Living Room
Kitchen
// generally beautifully restored historic late 1800s building in muted green and gold accents with antique furniture. pls compliment or insult him //
Content Warnings: none yet



[ The antique table has both leaves in it, extending from the dining room into the living room with twelve chairs around it. It's got a stately tablecloth and pale gold napkins. All the places are set with white china trimmed in gold, except one, which is green and gold and clearly for Loki, with a matching cup. There are name cards. There's a seating chart. The far wall of the dining room sports a buffet laden with stunning food in matching dishes, and the kitchen counter serves as a bar with a ridiculous amount of nice wine and alcohol.

The furniture in the living room has been rearranged to accommodate the table. The windows and doors are open to create a breeze and the back porch has additional seating. If people are looking for privacy, they can disappear to the basement, which is just a storage room, bathroom, and laundry unit, or upstairs where there is a loft study, a bathroom, and two bedrooms. One is locked. There are no bathrooms on the ground floor so excuses abound.

There’s also Romantic piano music playing on an honest-to-God gramophone. The whole house is restored original wood, antique furniture, old books, and nice art. Balthier is extremely pleased with his ship-like house and happy to finally show it off. He also asked Strange to enchant it to make it more or less metaproof for the evening.

TLDR:
-There will be a fine meal and plenty of alcohol
-Balthier will be giving Loki poison as condiments at some point (don’t @ him David and Billy) ((definitely @ him))
-There’s music if anyone wants to dance
-There are private places to slip into
-The house has been metaproofed to some extent by Stephen but Balthier will frown upon breaking his stuff
-Chaos pls

Feel free to thread jack! Mark things you don’t want threadjacked
]
helpdesk_hero: David Alleyne  / Prodigy - From Young Avengers (Another Work Day (Bland))

[personal profile] helpdesk_hero 2022-05-13 09:08 pm (UTC)(link)
David sighed and nodded. Fine. He can do this. He should do this. Damn, this has been so much work. He resists pointing out that the two things aren't even remotely on par, and nods. If it will make Balthier feel better about earlier that week, then yes, he'll do this. He can agree.

"I suppose I need to socialize now."
helpdesk_hero: David Alleyne  / Prodigy - From Young Avengers (Another Work Day (Bland))

[personal profile] helpdesk_hero 2022-05-13 09:32 pm (UTC)(link)
"You know tipsy David is far too affectionate. We should definitely avoid him tonight," David reminds his lover. But he supposes he can't argue beyond that.

"Eddie and Peter crashing here tonight?"

Peter, at least, wasn't affiliated, traveling had to be harder on them. Unless Loki had helped out. David didn't know for certain.
helpdesk_hero: David Alleyne  / Prodigy - From Young Avengers (Default)

[personal profile] helpdesk_hero 2022-05-13 10:07 pm (UTC)(link)
"Mixed drinks can also be stronger if you do it right," David points out with a smirk. But he smiles in gratitude at his love.

It's good to know, though, that he can be subtle and Balthier will see what David's really after.

"You really think Loki would do something?"
helpdesk_hero: David Alleyne  / Prodigy - From Young Avengers (Default)

[personal profile] helpdesk_hero 2022-05-13 10:42 pm (UTC)(link)
Wait, what?

David stares at his lover in shock. That was a long time ago. And he doesn't know what to do with that information.

"I must ask what motivated you to threaten to steal something."
helpdesk_hero: David Alleyne  / Prodigy - From Young Avengers (Default)

[personal profile] helpdesk_hero 2022-05-14 12:27 am (UTC)(link)
What? The staring doesn't stop. In fact, his eyes get larger.

"Loki gave you a shovel talk?"

Loki cared enough for him to give someone a shovel talk?

Nope, David.exe has shut down
helpdesk_hero: David Alleyne  / Prodigy - From Young Avengers (Default)

[personal profile] helpdesk_hero 2022-05-14 12:44 am (UTC)(link)
That's still mind blowing. David is... well, shocked. He expected Josh and Laurie to warn Balthier to be careful, but not Loki. And that warms his heart. He might have to seek the guy out.

"I'm glad, Balthier. In ways I cannot explain."
helpdesk_hero: David Alleyne  / Prodigy - From Young Avengers (Default)

[personal profile] helpdesk_hero 2022-05-14 01:11 am (UTC)(link)
Yes, they could. David wonders how Laurie will react.

"Wait, poison!?" Nope, nope you have to explain that. David's definitely distracted from cooking now.
helpdesk_hero: David Alleyne  / Prodigy - From Young Avengers (Default)

[personal profile] helpdesk_hero 2022-05-14 01:38 am (UTC)(link)
"Alright," David said with a sigh, moving away to go get a seat. "I don't want blamed for poisoning guests, Balthier."
helpdesk_hero: David Alleyne  / Prodigy - From Young Avengers (Math Doesn't Add Up (Unsure))

[personal profile] helpdesk_hero 2022-05-14 01:51 am (UTC)(link)
Yep, still staring and considering.

"You're saying that something like, what, cobalt blue paint, tastes good to him?"
helpdesk_hero: David Alleyne  / Prodigy - From Young Avengers (Default)

[personal profile] helpdesk_hero 2022-05-14 01:59 am (UTC)(link)
Wow, this is... definitely a day.

"You know if you season things with pigments, you're going to throw off the flavor balance of my beautiful food," David points out, but this with a playful grin. Ha, he's thinking of cooking again.
helpdesk_hero: David Alleyne  / Prodigy - From Young Avengers (Default)

[personal profile] helpdesk_hero 2022-05-14 02:12 am (UTC)(link)
"You're horrible," David answered, before getting to his feet. "Go greet your guests. I'm getting myself water. And I promise, no more cooking."