[ She needs to clarify that! It's not humblebragging if it's true!
That said, when Doreen freaks out or starts feeling out of her depth, she starts talking and basically just doesn't stop, and since it's starting to feel like she's being adopted by Otto Friggin' Octavius, this definitely qualifies! It's admittedly kind of sweet in a bizarre way, but this is easily the weirdest day she's had in months, and she has dealt with everything from vampire cows to gigantic ultron dinosaurs!
(She also doesn't miss that his wife is being mentioned in the past tense here, so that gets filed in alongside 'tentacle sentience' as 'possible touchy subjects')
... Dude, if you ever get bored of the prosthetics job, you should try being a guidance counselor or something. You could sit backwards in a chair and everything.
[ Everyone knows that's how you relate to cool teens! PS Doreen is twenty and definitely not in need of counseling or therapy kthxbye (ok maybe the therapy but that's a BIG MAYBE) ]
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[ She needs to clarify that! It's not humblebragging if it's true!
That said, when Doreen freaks out or starts feeling out of her depth, she starts talking and basically just doesn't stop, and since it's starting to feel like she's being adopted by Otto Friggin' Octavius, this definitely qualifies! It's admittedly kind of sweet in a bizarre way, but this is easily the weirdest day she's had in months, and she has dealt with everything from vampire cows to gigantic ultron dinosaurs!
(She also doesn't miss that his wife is being mentioned in the past tense here, so that gets filed in alongside 'tentacle sentience' as 'possible touchy subjects')
... Dude, if you ever get bored of the prosthetics job, you should try being a guidance counselor or something. You could sit backwards in a chair and everything.
[ Everyone knows that's how you relate to cool teens! PS Doreen is twenty and definitely not in need of counseling or therapy kthxbye (ok maybe the therapy but that's a BIG MAYBE) ]