I'm not the one here who sounds like he has homework and chores to be getting on with.

[ So, it's a real Spider-Man. Another. That is ... really the least surprising thing about this city and in general, considering Loki has seen all the Books of Spider-Man chronicled in the Halls of the All-Knowing, library of the gods.

Typical there are two Peters here. Spider-Men get all the screentime! ]

Which pictures of a Loki have you seen? Big horns? Old? Describe them.