Closed | Ooze Family Catch-All

[frenchkissed]

Who: Eddie, Venom, Dylan, Sleeper, and Diana
What: Logs pertaining to the Slimy Brocks + Diana + those close to them
When: August forward
Where: Primarily Diana's Farm
Content Warnings: N/A

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[frenchkissed]

Running to the store.
Anyone need anything?

@di

[monomachy]

Orange juice, please. Someone put the empty container in the fridge :(

[frenchkissed]

You opened the fridge to an empty carton? That's so cruel. C'mon, we gotta do better. Just throw it away when it's

IT WAS EDDIE.
EDDIE IS THE CULPRIT.
FLAY HIM.
ALIVE!

?????

[monomachy]

Is that true, Eddie?

[just imagine her big brown eyes looking at you with a hint of disappointment, eddie.]

[frenchkissed]

( he'd rather not imagine di's disappointment. his heart can only take so much. )

Will you take V's advice and flay me alive if it is?

[monomachy]

No, of course not.

[frenchkissed]

Then it might’ve been me.

But. In my defense.

I’ve been living the bachelor life for so long, that sometimes I forget that other people tend to appreciate when you replace the thing that you finished.

[monomachy]

Did you not replace things when you you finished them when you lived "the bachelor life?" Does the average bachelor not go shopping?

[she isn't being mean this is a genuine question rip]

UN: Sleeper

[definecat]

You should stop at the asian market for chicken hearts and duck feet. Maybe tofu, too.